Aviva: “I’m cold.”
Suzy: “Well you better find some… pants.”
“Oh these speed bumps are so fun if you go fast over them!
*Aviva revs the car*
Wait… are you sure about this?"
“Jesus Christ! Fucking move...
I'm going to fucking carve out your ovaries with a plastic spoon...
MAYBE even a spork!
I am going to carve out your ovaries THROUGH your ANUS!
I will carve out your intestines with a plastic spatula.
*Upon arriving at the same gas station, two women get out of the car*
FUCKING LESBIANS!”
“I’m about to cut a bitch.”
*Aviva feels guilty for not doing a project by herself. Suzy looks at the one portion of the project that Aviva did entirely
on her own.*
“THAT, that right there, will get you your grade.”
“It was me and blueberries and he picked blueberries!”
*Suzy spills Chipotle all over the street*
“IT’S ON MY FUCKING SUEDE DIESELS… SUEDE FUCKING DIESELS!”
“I’m actually going [to class]. All is wrong with the world.”
“I HATE being wrong. I mean it is like a HUGE slash to the ego. It’s like E-G-O, then taking the slice tool
in Illustrator and going ‘WHCHHHHHHHHWHK’!”
